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★ Sunday, October 14, 2007
Super Heros - Directed by Xiao Le Le

There are nothing fair in this world, not even NTUC FAIRprice... Every Hero Has A Choice... I am a Hero too, but do i have a choice? I am Spiderman... I cant work in singapore because our buildings are not very tall .. and I cant swing around freely.. so i need to take public transport. and now bus fair increase somemore.. wth.. once i landed on the building called ESPLANADE.. and tt stupid building hurt my leg.. so sharp! then i MC for two weeks... There was once City hall there need my help.. i swang there.. then stupid police caught me.. say i anyhow little.. He said "your web is not bio-degradable... according to singapore law, i am arrested, fined $500.. and then needed to go ECP sweep floor...sian la.. imagin wear my Red-Blue suit and sweep floor... so many laws and limitations in singapore so how can i survive? two months ago, sand in Singpaore is so expensive cos Indonesia dun wan sell us, so we no sand.. ppl brought in illegal sand fm malaysia.. then the stupid MAN delivering the SAND, known as the SAND-MAN give me so much trouble... hai.. wat to do...as a super hero, i must stop him.. then the police at woodlands said i cover my face.. fine me agian..


Then i change to superman.. never cover face, But hor.. worst. I jus step out of my house, then kana caught. Jailed and fine. cos the i wear red underwear outside and walk around. According to law, this is know as sexual harassment. so sian right? they asked me nxt time underwear wear inside.. hai... then my ma ma always scold me.. cos everytime when i can "transform" into superman, i pull my shirt. then the buttons all drop.. then mama scold me loh.. cos everytime she need to sew back all the buttons.


So i sian half, i change to batman.. this time my underwear still outside. but i smart le. i never cover my whole face.. only half face.. cover half face got two advantages. 1. police cannot catch me. 2, i can eat easily.. haha.. and i dun use web le. i use car... Once i was on mission, i drove my black car. SHit. Traffic police caught me speeding... and then i nv put cash card when i drove pass ERP gate.. then kana caught.. kana fine.. and my car too long, no parking lot for me.. need to pay COE, parking free, insurance, petrol.. wa.. cannot tahan. cos too ex le.. cant expect me to walk mah.. hai...
In the end, i open a shop and sell ginger-bread-man... and this BREAD can TALK some more.. After a few years of hardwork, this talking bread had won Uncle Chang Kee who sells curry puff.. y? cos Uncle CHANG KEE is OLD le.. uncle not as energetic as b4 mah...

Wat to do? Heros cannot survive in Singapore... and i, the Superhero,
This is very SINGLISH... cos i am Singaporean... hahaha...